Their similarities begin with the fact that they both are owners, of pets that is. She is much, much older than him by hundreds of years, awfully more mature. Rather than attempting at humor and acknowledging his failures like he does, she has a very dry humor that still comes off as comical when she’s completely serious. While Monroe is bisexual, Mary is completely lesbian and just enjoys torturing her male pets, making them do as she wishes, no matter how strange the request. She even enjoys to play with their minds a little.
Vintage things are one of her specific likes. She has a very distinct style and an even more intriguing personality. She likes to think of herself as a queen and she is shameless in all she does. Unlike Monroe, she doesn’t believe that humans deserve a bit of respect. She treats them like what they are, pets. Since it’s been so long since she was a human, she somewhat lost touch with her feelings. Described as kooky, or just overall insane, it’s difficult to understand if she actually likes you or not. She’s a puzzle and an extreme mystery.
Follow the male himself, or his female counterpart. Either way, expect some intriguing conversation with both of these vampires.
“Well, I’m trained in many forms of entertainment. Exotic dancing, pleasuring, or I can tell a pretty mean joke.”
“A simple joke will suffice. Try me.”

“Well you’re in luck, entertainment is my specialty.”
“So how can I entertain you tonight?”
“I’m not picky, so what have you got in mind?”

“What can I do for you?”
“I doubt you can provide me with what I actually need, so I’ll settle for some entertainment. I can see you came prepared.”



Ah, well, I jump to assumptions often. I’m very critical, but I attempt to keep that in my mind.. which is starting to become more difficult the longer it goes on.

Yeah, they’re funky. That’s aright, I can manage.
Funky?
